A Mother Gives Her Daughter A Strange Lesson And It Proves To Be A Lesson For Life
There once was a little girl who could not control her bad temper. So, her mother gave her a bag of nails and told her that every…
Anheuser Busch CEO Resigns As Bud Light Sales Plummet To Record Low
The shakeup at Anheuser Busch continues in the wake of what may have been the dumbest thing a company could ever conceivably do. CEO Augustus Anheuser III…
Sajak Explodes When “Wheel” Contestant Kneels
Pat Sajak is a man’s man. He’s been around the block a time or two at age 76, still hosting the very popular game show “Wheel of…
Farmer Spr ays Oscar-Winning Actress And Other Pro testors With Manure When They Refuse To Leave
The Oscar-winning actress Emma Thompson and her sister Sophie br0ke a c0urt inj unction in order to pro test frac king on a farmer’s land. Thompson tresp…
Elon Musk Files $60 Million Suit Against Whoopi and The View: “They Never Stop Lying About Me”
Elon Musk has had enough of Whoopi Goldberg’s nonsense. Ever since he decided to buy Twitter, she’s been on a crusade to turn him into a monster…
Whoopi, Joy, and Sunny All Say They’ll Quit “Immediately” If The View Adds Candace Owens
Candace Owens scares the women of “The View.” The trio of twisted leftists that is Whoopi, Joy, and Sunny have made it clear: If the network hires…
13-Yr-Old Says He Wants To Run Away, Then Tells Officer To Go Look In His Room
When you’re a police officer you never know what kinds of calls you’re going to get. And you never know when one of those calls will change…
Hey, You’re Fired, Old Man,’ Manager Tells Janitor, Not Knowing He’ll Be Her Boss the Next Day – Story of the Day
Nia was a hardworking woman, but her most recent promotion at the store changed her into an aggressive, impatient boss. She got away with it until she…