Talk show host Rachel Maddow, whom the liberal left insist is a “Mensa club member” and woman, was soundly bested yesterday on Fox News’ Greg Gutfeld show, when she squared off against special guest, filmmaker Dinesh D’Souza.

The pair were part of a roundtable discussion, whose subjects flipped through the usual conservatard jumble of unimportant nonsense like CRT, the green M&M, and any single D’Souza “documentary”. It all came to a head for the topic of “immigration”.

“Immigration, at this point, is a solid invasion of our borders,” Dinesh said harshly. “Like Mr. Trump said, ‘America is closed’. We simply don’t have the room or the money.”

“Well, that’s an absolute load of nonsense, right there,” Maddow fired back. “We full on need immigration to help with our aging population, our public works, our military. Shall I go on? Without them, we’re nothing.”

“I like turtles,” offered special guest Joe Barron.

Dinesh then seemingly became angry, his complexion darkening to a dangerous level, much like an immigrant himself would do.

“You’re a stupid doody head,” he let loose. Maddow gasped and Gutfeld seemed suddenly anxious to cut away to a commercial before fat old white men everywhere began calling in with their comments.

When they returned, Maddow was gone, and D’Souza was presented with an award for triggering a lib live on the air. He was folded and cleaned before being packed back into his shipping crate at the program’s end.